The place across the street from where I work, Billy G's, has a burger on the menu called the Bonanza Burger, which consists of two thick beef patties, two slices of cheese, about four slices of bacon, countless slices of pepperoni, and mushrooms, all on a sesame seed bun. It comes with fries. I just ordered it without the mushrooms, but with ketchup, mayo, and pickles. To drink? A diet soda, of course!
This was one of the most wondrous meals I have ever consumed. It probably also contained at least triple the fat, calories, and sodium that any living being should consume in a day. But at the moment, it seems to me like it was worth it.
Oh, Bonanza Burger. I wish I knew how to quit you.
UPDATE: For comparison, and for your edification, I offer a link to my post on the Baconator. |
by Fëanor
