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Sunday, December 23, 2012 03:34 PM
It's Christmas, Bro (NSFW)
 by Fëanor

My friends, in the spirit of the season, I present to you a Christmas carol. The lyrics are Not Safe For Work. If you sing it, which I recommend against, please do so to the tune of "O Christmas Tree," which is the song upon which it is based. And, even before you begin, I apologize.

It's Christmas, Bro
It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
Don't ice me now. Fuck. Yolo.
It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
Don't ice me now. Fuck. Yolo.
I'm spending Christmas at my Mom's.
Quit texting me pics of your dong.
It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
Don't ice me now. Fuck. Yolo.

It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
Sheila left me, she's a ho.
It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
Sheila left me, she's a ho.
With mistletoe belt buckles on
Let's go hang out on Derek's lawn.
It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
Sheila left me, she's a ho.

It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
You know I love you, no homo.
It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
You know I love you, no homo.
My family is a bunch of dicks.
Let's drink eggnog until we're sick.
It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
You know I love you, no homo.

It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
Turn your ball cap frontwards, yo.
It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
Turn your ball cap frontwards, yo.
What the fuck's your problem, bitch?
Show some respect for Santa! Shit.
It's Christmas, bro! It's Christmas, bro!
Turn your ball cap frontwards, yo.
Tagged (?): Christmas (Not), Comedy (Not), Holiday (Not), Music (Not), NSFW (Not)
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Monday, August 8, 2011 03:41 PM
Recyclotron
 by Fëanor

Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

Tagged (?): Art (Not), Board games (Not), Christmas (Not), Cosplay (Not), Costumes (Not), Craft (Not), Gaming (Not), Holiday (Not), Links (Not), Metroid (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Star Wars (Not), Toys (Not), Video games (Not)
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Monday, January 3, 2011 10:32 AM
A New Year, a Fresh New Recyclotron
 by Fëanor

Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

Tagged (?): Animals (Not), Art (Not), Cartoons (Not), Celebrities (Not), Christmas (Not), Comedy (Not), Comic books (Not), Hellboy (Not), Holiday (Not), Links (Not), Movies (Not), Music (Not), Neil Gaiman (Not), News (Not), Pixar (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Science (Not), Tolkien (Not), Toy Story (Not), Toys (Not), Tron (Not), Tron Legacy (Not), Video (Not), Video games (Not), Web comics (Not)
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:22 PM
Recyclotron
 by Fëanor

Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

Tagged (?): Art (Not), Books (Not), Celebrities (Not), Christmas (Not), Clothing (Not), Comedy (Not), Fashion (Not), Gadgets (Not), Holiday (Not), Links (Not), Lists (Not), Movies (Not), Music (Not), News (Not), Phones (Not), Photography (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Robots (Not), Shirts (Not), Star Trek (Not), Star Wars (Not), TV (Not), Video (Not), Web comics (Not), X-Files (Not)
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Wednesday, December 22, 2010 11:55 AM
Recyclotron
 by Fëanor

Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

Tagged (?): Art (Not), Cartoons (Not), Christmas (Not), Comedy (Not), Comic books (Not), Disney (Not), Fringe (Not), Game of Thrones (Not), George R.R. Martin (Not), Hellboy (Not), Holiday (Not), Links (Not), Lists (Not), Mashups (Not), Mike Mignola (Not), Movies (Not), Music (Not), Photography (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Song of Ice and Fire (Not), Star Wars (Not), Tron (Not), TV (Not), Twitter (Not), Video (Not), Web comics (Not)
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010 10:19 AM
Recyclotron
 by Fëanor

Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

Tagged (?): Art (Not), Celebrities (Not), Christmas (Not), Comic books (Not), Disney (Not), Holiday (Not), Internet (Not), Iron Man (Not), Links (Not), Lists (Not), Movies (Not), Music (Not), News (Not), Photography (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Shirts (Not), Star Wars (Not), Twitter (Not)
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:45 AM
Recyclotron
 by Fëanor

Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

Tagged (?): Art (Not), Celebrities (Not), Christmas (Not), Craft (Not), Holiday (Not), Links (Not), Movies (Not), News (Not), Photoshop (Not), Pirates (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Star Trek (Not), Star Wars (Not), Video (Not)
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010 09:53 AM
Recyclotron
 by Fëanor

Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

Tagged (?): Art (Not), Christmas (Not), Comic books (Not), Craft (Not), Doctor Who (Not), Links (Not), Lovecraft (Not), Mario (Not), Monsters (Not), Movies (Not), Music (Not), Mythbusters (Not), News (Not), Obama (Not), Photography (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Science (Not), Street Fighter (Not), Tolkien (Not), Toys (Not), Tron (Not), Tron Legacy (Not), TV (Not), Video (Not), Video games (Not), Zelda (Not)
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Monday, December 6, 2010 10:11 AM
Recyclotron
 by Fëanor

Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

Tagged (?): Art (Not), Cartoons (Not), Christmas (Not), Comedy (Not), Comic books (Not), Craft (Not), Disney (Not), Food (Not), Links (Not), Lists (Not), Lovecraft (Not), Mashups (Not), Movies (Not), News (Not), Ninjas (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Shirts (Not), Star Wars (Not), Tolkien (Not), Toys (Not), Tron (Not), Tron Legacy (Not), Video games (Not), Web comics (Not), Zelda (Not)
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010 09:50 AM
(Last updated on Tuesday, February 9, 2010 10:21 AM)
Recyclotron
 by Fëanor

Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.


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