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| Wednesday, November 5, 2008 06:23 PM |
| (Last updated on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 06:27 PM) | | What Hath Man Wrought?? |
 by Fëanor |
So I came home late and hungry and trying to decide what to have for dinner. And I remembered I had hot dogs in the fridge. But I didn't want to just have hot dogs; that's boring. So I thought, what can I add to them? I know! Cheese! We have lots of cheese. But then I said to myself (I was talking to myself; clearly I was already beginning to go mad from the horrors I was contemplating), "What else? Think bigger, man!" And I responded, "Pepperoni!"
And then the obvious question was, should I also add mustard?
I tried it. It kind of works.
Clearly poppy should never leave me home alone.
UPDATE: Ooohhh. My guts are crying out in horror. I shouldn't have tampered with God's design! |
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