Hulk laying on beach, minding own business, when bunch of puny human children come over and ask if they can bury Hulk in sand. Hulk not planning on moving anyway, so Hulk grunt assent. But puny human children not even cover a quarter of Hulk before they get tired and want to stop! Hulk try to instill good work ethic, and yell at puny human children to keep going! Then they all start crying for some reason, and Hulk have to leave so parents not beat Hulk with shovels. Damn lazy human kids. Damn crummy human parents. |
by Hulk
