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| Tuesday, March 8, 2011 12:52 PM |
| Griffin's Laws |
 by Fëanor |
I'll probably add to this later. We'll see.
1. No object can be allowed to remain inside of, or on top of, any other object.
2. Any object in sight must be grabbed and placed in the mouth, unless it is an object which my parents actually want me to put in my mouth (e.g. healthy food).
3. Everything is a toy, especially those things which technically are not.
4. All paper must be shredded. See also Law 2.
5. Once an object has had Laws 2 and 4 applied to it, it should be thrown to the ground, then retrieved by parents. Repeat forever. (This is hilarious.)
6. TV is okay, but only when it has monsters on it.
7. I must have freedom and mobility!
8. I must be with my parents at all times!
9. When Laws 7 and 8 contradict, cry.
10. Things are cool, until they're not. |
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