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| Thursday, May 5, 2005 12:48 PM |
| More of the Wisdom of Paris Hilton |
 by Fëanor |
Part of an interview with everyone's favorite heiress, via Salon's gossip column (The Fix; UPDATE--for those interested, here is the complete original article, no subscription required):AP: Do you read blogs?
Hilton: What's that?
AP: Um, they're these things on the Internet where people write about news and stuff.
Hilton: No, I don't really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail. I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.
AP: What did you want to be when you were a little girl?
Hilton: A veterinarian, but then I realized I could just buy a bunch of animals. I guess that means Paris doesn't like me. But really, who among us can honestly say that he/she doesn't know anything about Paris Hilton? Have any of us been able to avoid learning one or more painful facts about her relationships, her physical person, and her various product lines?
Also, did you know that Hilton's posing coach is a man named Willie Ninja? For that matter, did you know that anyone had a posing coach? I suggested to poppy that we use Ninja as the last name of any future children we might have. Don't worry, I was joking.
"Ninja" would be a great first name, though. With "Gaiden" as the last name, maybe... |
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