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| Friday, August 5, 2005 01:02 AM |
| Fourth Weekly Best of the Onion Revue |
 by Fëanor |
So, I'm off by a few days. I'm still getting the hang of this whole weekly feature thing. It wasn't a very inspired issue this week anyway...
UPDATE: In order to make it easier for you, the reader, to get a better idea of how good the Onion is each week, I have developed the System Made for Intelligible Ratings of Comedic Content, or SMIRCCTM. In ascending order from worst to best, I unveil to you the five points of the SMIRCCTM scale (this week's Onion, btw, rates a *G*):
- WTF - This wasn't funny at all. In fact, it made me mad.
- *G* - I grinned, and perhaps giggled a few times, but all in all this wasn't very funny.
- LOL - I laughed out loud! No, really! I actually did!
- ROFL - So damn funny, I actually fell over and rolled around on the floor with mirth! (Note: Items marked ROFL may not actually cause you to fall over and roll around. They may merely cause belly laughs, and/or snorting.)
- OMG - More funny than seems humanly possible. A deity of some type must have been involved in the creation of this item of humor.
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