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| Wednesday, September 7, 2005 12:59 PM |
| Ninth Weekly Best of the Onion Revue |
 by Fëanor |
- God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again - This special section has a number of good bits, all full of bitter, biting sarcasm. I particularly like "Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance."
- Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole - I can't really say I liked this article, but I had to link to it, because it contains some of the filthiest, most repulsive, and most offensive language I've ever seen, and you've got to respect that.
- The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is The Chupacabra - The title of this one totally cracked me up. And the article's pretty good, too.
- Bush Tearfully Addresses Nation After Watching Field Of Dreams - Not as great as the one about how Bush's political career was modeled after The Last Starfighter, but still, pretty funny.
SMIRCC Rating: *G* and a half |
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