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| Wednesday, September 14, 2005 10:26 AM |
| Tenth Weekly Best of the Onion Revue |
 by Fëanor |
- American Voices - Friday, September 9, 2005 - CBGB's Lease Expires - They've started updating the site with new "What Do You Think?" columns during the week, so I had lots of material to look through here, but my favorite was Joseph Gardener's comment on the passing away of CBGB's:
If I ever miss CBGB's, I'll put on a shitty band's self-released CD, drink a $6 Budweiser, and piss all over myself. - Report: More Kids Being Home-Churched - This is just fantastic.
- Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth
- Souter Hopes Roberts Is Into Birds
- Bashful Terrorists Won't Take Credit For Attack
- The horoscopes are usually pretty much the same stuff week in and week out, but for whatever reason (maybe the deadly accuracy?), I love my horoscope this week:
Virgo August 23 - September 22
You're a proud individual, and there are just some things that you've never been able to bring yourself to say, but "Give me some more goddamned fried chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy right fucking now" isn't one of them.
SMIRCC rating: LOL |
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