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Sunday, March 9, 2008 08:19 AM |
The Hulk Thought of the Day |
by Hulk |
Hulk in big trouble for not offering vice presidency to his cousin. Now Hulk have to promise She-Hulk she can be Attorney General, Secretary of State, and Chief Justice. |
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Friday, March 7, 2008 02:11 PM |
(Last updated on Friday, March 7, 2008 02:11 PM) | The Hulk Thought of the Day |
by Hulk |
Hulk appreciate puny humans' confidence in him! Apparently, puny humans so sure they want Hulk as president, they don't even care what running mate he has! Hulk like that. Still, Hulk want to give puny humans one last chance to vote on his running mate choice. Pick one of his two nominees, or write in somebody else. Hulk would really appreciate if just one puny human would vote. Don't make Hulk beg. You wouldn't like Hulk when he begs. |
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Friday, March 7, 2008 08:19 AM |
The Hulk Thought of the Day |
by Hulk |
It was hard, but Hulk counted up all votes and now Hulk would like to officially announce his choice (and yours!) for running mate: former Vice President Al Gore! Since Gore have experience with job already, Hulk thinking it will work out well. Hulk should probably go tell Gore good news, in case he not read Hulk's blog.
Remember, puny humans, vote Hulk/Gore in '08. Hulk/Gore greenest there is. |
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Monday, March 3, 2008 08:19 AM |
The Hulk Thought of the Day |
by Hulk |
Hulk asking again for puny humans to vote on his running mate. Hulk also willing to accept write-ins. Whether there are any votes or not, Hulk will close polls this Friday and announce result. |
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Friday, February 29, 2008 08:19 AM |
The Hulk Thought of the Day |
by Hulk |
Hulk was going to hold off on making final choice of running mate until later this year, but now that Nader already announced his pick, Hulk going to have to move forward with process. Hulk not letting that guy upstage him.
Hulk down to two final choices on running mate, and Hulk going to let readers vote on which one is best. Please vote in comments for one of these two:
1. Hulk's first, best, and only friend, Rick Jones! Rick perfect for pulling in the puny human vote. He young, pretty, and can play guitar!
2. Al Gore. Advisors tell Hulk that Gore is green. Hulk don't really see it, but Hulk like idea of all-green ticket. Being green and being Gore are both hot these days.
Hulk/Jones or Hulk/Gore in 2008? Puny humans decide! |
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Friday, February 22, 2008 08:19 AM |
The Hulk Thought of the Day |
by Hulk |
Hulk still stuck for good choice for running mate. So advisors suggest Kerry. Hulk laugh. Then Hulk smash advisors. |
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 08:19 AM |
The Hulk Thought of the Day |
by Hulk |
The next running mate Hulk consider was Ultimate Hulk. At first, Hulk think he would be perfect choice. Hulk never get along with anyone but Hulk anyway. And how could puny humans resist all-Hulk ticket?
Then Hulk remember Ultimate Hulk's drug problems. Hulk not going near that. |
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